Are you ready for story time? Let’s get comfortable and listen to the soothing sounds of Joel’s voice as enlightening life lessons are read directly from a selection of the artist’s books. Afterward, you’ll be so relaxed that you may want to take a stroll, call a loved one, or go to the beach for a nap—whatever post-activity discovery you decide to embark upon, you’ll be fully present for it, or not.
There will be 4 sessions from 12-2 PM, at 30 minutes per session.
Are you already old friends, new friends, or would you like to be friends?! Let’s have coffee with our pal Joel! We will pour a cup of joe (with a choice of goat, cow, or almond milk), immerse ourselves in the Miles of Smiles installation, and hey, if the weather is nice, we might even go outside.
Cost: $5 for coffee with unlimited refills
Presented by Guild Hall x Murmrr
Flippant and Fabulous. Wicked sharp and delightfully silly. This is Hairy Situation.
Being trans and Indian? A textbook hairy situation. But since textbooks are getting banned left and right, we can’t say that anymore.
In their brand-new standup show, ALOK finds themselves tangled in all kinds of hairy situations—being mistaken for a mega-famous Brazilian DJ, botching TikTok makeup tutorials, and, perhaps most terrifying of all, signing up for an appointment at the European Wax Center (aka Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department).
Expect incisive wit, unexpected twists, and the kind of unfiltered comedy that makes you laugh, think, and maybe even cry (but in a fun way).
Come early for an opening DJ set by multi-disciplinary artist, kikaii.
Instructed by Monica Banks
Sculptor Monica Banks will lead a workshop creating household items that defiantly refuse to fulfill their intended function.
This class is sold out. Please email akirwin@guildhall.org to be added to the waiting list.
Art Social is a monthly gathering where attendees enter into a supportive and judgment-free session of art/craftmaking and socializing. Bring your friends and expect to make new ones while tapping into your creative selves. Workshops will be led by experts in their practice, and the projects are designed to be easily and enjoyably accomplished by all skill levels.
Step into the world of Broadway with an extraordinary night of music, stories, and insider perspectives. Join Tony Award-winning producer and newly inducted Guild Hall Academy of the Arts member Jeffrey Seller (Hamilton, In the Heights, Rent), Broadway star Adam Pascal (Rent, Aida, Something Rotten!), and the always-entertaining Seth Rudetsky (SiriusXM’s On Broadway, Disaster!) for a one-of-a-kind experience.
Seller shares insights from his new book, Theater Kid—a heartfelt memoir tracing his journey from a young theater enthusiast to one of Broadway’s most influential producers. Through engaging conversation, he’ll reflect on the making of groundbreaking productions, with a special focus on Rent, the musical that redefined Broadway and inspired a generation.
With Rudetsky moderating and at the piano and Pascal lending his legendary voice, the evening weaves behind-the-scenes revelations with thrilling live performances, offering a rare and intimate look at the artistry, passion, and magic of musical theater.
A book signing will follow the discussion with copies of Theater Kid available for purchase at the event.
Produced by Taylor Barton
Join us for a night of extraordinary music and storytelling featuring the legendary G.E. Smith, the multi-talented Louis Cato, and special guest Paul Shaffer as part of the 2025 G.E. SMITH’S PORTRAITS series.
This special evening brings together G.E. Smith, the masterful guitarist and bandleader known for his work with Bob Dylan, Hall & Oates, and Saturday Night Live; Louis Cato, the Grammy-nominated multi-instrumentalist and bandleader for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert; and Paul Shaffer, the iconic musical director and longtime sidekick from Late Night with David Letterman. Together, Smith, Cato, and Shaffer will blend blues, rock, soul, and sharp wit in an electrifying performance filled with masterful musicianship, spontaneous collaborations, and behind-the-scenes stories from decades on the road and in the studio.
The evening will also feature Shawn Pelton on drums and Andy Hess on bass.
PORTRAITS is a uniquely intimate concert series created by Taylor Barton & G.E. Smith, showcasing in-depth musical conversations with some of the most dynamic artists of our time. Through song and storytelling, these performances offer a rare glimpse into the artistry, influences, and experiences that shape a musician’s craft.
THE 7 PM SHOW IS SOLD OUT—Click HERE for tickets to the 9 PM performance!
FEATURED CRITIC’S PICK FOR 10 WEEKS!
“Hilarious!”
—THE NEW YORK TIMES
“THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN, HANDS DOWN!”
—THE NEW YORK POST
Hailed as “the funniest show in town, hands down!” by The New York Post and named a Critics’ Pick by The New York Times, the Drama Desk Award-winning Celebrity Autobiography has taken audiences by storm across the globe—from Broadway to London’s West End, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and the Sydney Opera House.
Created by Emmy nominee Eugene Pack and developed with Dayle Reyfel, this uproarious Drama Desk Award-winning comedy show features stars acting out unintentionally hilarious passages from other star’s memoirs – from the poetry of Matthew McConaughey to the confessions of Miley Cyrus to the most famous Hollywood love triangle in history told from all sides.
The Guild Hall Celebrity cast includes Scott Adsit (30 Rock, Big Hero 6), Craig Bierko (UnREAL, Scary Movie 4, The Music Man), Christie Brinkley (Uptown Girl), Jackie Hoffman (Only Murders in the Building), Richard Kind, Carson Kressley (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, RuPaul’s Drag Race), Sherri Shepherd, and show creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel.*
Can’t make it to the 7 PM show? Come to the 9 PM show! Click here for tickets.
*Cast list subject to change.
FEATURED CRITIC’S PICK FOR 10 WEEKS!
“Hilarious!”
—THE NEW YORK TIMES
“THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN, HANDS DOWN!”
—THE NEW YORK POST
Hailed as “the funniest show in town, hands down!” by The New York Post and named a Critics’ Pick by The New York Times, the Drama Desk Award-winning Celebrity Autobiography has taken audiences by storm across the globe—from Broadway to London’s West End, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and the Sydney Opera House.
Created by Emmy nominee Eugene Pack and developed with Dayle Reyfel, this uproarious Drama Desk Award-winning comedy show features stars acting out unintentionally hilarious passages from other star’s memoirs – from the poetry of Matthew McConaughey to the confessions of Miley Cyrus to the most famous Hollywood love triangle in history told from all sides.
The Guild Hall Celebrity cast includes Scott Adsit (30 Rock, Big Hero 6), Craig Bierko (UnREAL, Scary Movie 4, The Music Man), Christie Brinkley (Uptown Girl), Jackie Hoffman (Only Murders in the Building), Richard Kind, Carson Kressley (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, RuPaul’s Drag Race), Sherri Shepherd, and show creators Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel.*
Can’t make it to the 9 PM show? Come to the 7 PM show! Click here for tickets.
*Cast list subject to change.
The Smile Shop is an artist-designed pop-up shop in the Pamela and Edward Pantzer Lobby Gallery. The Smile Shop is in service to its audience – we are here to serve and provide smiles! All merchandise is designed by Joel Mesler and includes items such as charm necklaces, wallpaper, and more!
Remember slides? Bring in your slides or someone else’s (and carousels, if you’ve got them)! Slides of old work, vacations, a box you have no clue what it is, —whatever they may be—let’s look together.